*POP*

Should I be sad about the rush I get when popping open one of the Pillsbury roll containers. I slowly rip away the label making sure to be cautious like the label says. Contents under pressure! Must be careful! Wait, what's this, I must press the seam with a spoon till it pops. Can I use a knife???No, too risky. I slowly press with the spoon until POP!
Of course I jump and react as if I never knew what would happen. Good thing I pointed the can ends away from myself and other or there could have been serious trouble.
Anyone ever get hurt by these things? What are those containers called anyways?
Well that was enough excitement for one week. So much adrenaline, I feel like I can do anything now. It was like falling out of a plane. Did I ever mention I have fallen out of a plane before?